I must admit
how tired I am about hearing magicians crying out that Uri
Geller is a fraud or that Psychics are doing terrible
damage to people. How these evil people are bilking the public
out of their hard earned dollars. If Mentalists do not use
disclaimers, they are just as guilty of fraud as the evil psychics.
What a load of CRAP!
First, a true skeptic does not adamantly state, It does not
exist. A true skeptic will say, So far I have not seen
the proof but I cannot discount the existence of this phenomenon.
A true skeptic merely wants you to kick the tires on that used car
before you buy it. As far as I am concerned, these magicians are
all having sour grapes syndrome. They figure that since
they know a method to bend spoons, that when Geller does it, it
must be a trick. They figure that if Randi says it is all smoke
and mirrors then it must be, even when they have no idea how Geller
really does it. These magicians are very quick to proclaim Geller
a fake and expose his methods to the public in a vain attempt at
appearing to be knowledgeable and clever when in reality they are
as guilty of exposure as the Masked Magician.
These self-proclaimed protectors of society are very quick to explain
away the methods they seem to feel are the ones Geller uses. They
are very quick to explain cold reading techniques to
their listeners. They are very quick to label these psychic
practitioners as clever magicians and if they are clever magicians,
then these exposers of magical secrets are guilty of one of the
most vile things a magician can do to his brethren, that of exposing
their methods publicly.
Many of the top Mentalists in the world have no idea how Uri Geller
can make a compass needle move. Since he does so in his bathing
suit and has been checked over by ultra sensitive equipment for
metal or magnetic radiation, he obviously is NOT using a hidden
magnet to move the compass needle. Since reliable sources (and knowledgeable
magicians) have not only witnessed Geller make spoons bend but have
witnessed them to continue moving long after Mr. Geller has left,
I would challenge these so called protectors and magic geniuses
to explain how he does it. If they reply, I dont know
for sure then they have no right to say that he is a fake.
And if they do know and do expose the method, then they are once
again guilty of exposing magic methods. It is a no win situation
for these magicians. Why not just say that they have no idea how
he does it and that perhaps it is real magic, then go on to perform
their own miracles for their public.
I have heard the argument many times that psychics have harmed the
public but when challenged to explain how they have hurt the public,
my question is always met with silence. Sometimes I do get the comment
that these psychics are causing false beliefs, but I
put to you, who are these magicians to say that one persons
belief system is any better than anothers? Would these magicians
be as quick to get on a soapbox to preach that Hinduism is better
than Catholicism or that people that believe in the Bible are morons
for following a monotheistic god? No they wouldnt. If someone
wants to believe in something, that is their right.
Most people who go to a psychic practitioner go because they want
someone to listen to them. Most psychics offer a compassionate and
listening ear. Most psychics will gently suggest that a listener
seek proper medical or psychiatric counseling if needed and most
psychics will not offer advice on subjects that they are not qualified
to give. I say most because there do exist some unethical psychic
practitioners that have no ethics and are fraudulently making a
buck off of unsuspecting dupes. I can however assure you that there
are far more unethical three card monte men and many
more magicians who while their acts are not worth the spit in their
mouths, they dupe an unsuspecting public out of many thousands of
dollars for acts that should not be booked in front of an audience
of chimpanzees.
The problem is that it is easy to climb aboard the psychic
bashing bandwagon without a real knowledge about psychics
or psychic entertainers. It is an easy thing to stand up and say,
they are using tricks to fool you and I know how they do it.
At least that way these magicians get to look as if they are competent
and knowledgeable, caring people when the truth is that they are
the ones that desperately want to be heard and seen. Since they
do not have their audiences suspend their disbelief in their shows,
since their audiences know that these performers are playing
tricks on them they feel that anyone else that can cause their
audience to suspend their disbelief is doing something wrong. Apparently
these magicians believe that Brechtian theatre is the only way to
present theatre. That if you do not tell an audience right at the
very beginning that they are about to see a theatre production,
that the actors are committing fraud.
Many are quick to say that an audience that goes to the theatre
already knows that what they are seeing is not real but when a mentalist
is on stage they may assume that what is being done is real.
Well, SO WHAT?!?!?!?! If they want to believe that what they are
witnessing is real, let them. What harm is believing that psychic
powers may actually exist. It harms no one except the magician that
so desperately wants to be taken seriously. Those same magicians,
the ones who feel the audience should be told the truth, the ones
who have no compelling reason to say I am false shuffling
the deck even though I appear to be shuffling or take
a card any card not that it matters because I am forcing you to
take the card I want or as you can see, my hand is empty.
Actually I am very cleverly hiding the ball by sleight of hand but
since I am smarter than you, you cannot see it.
But that is different, the audience knows that we are performing
magic for them and they wont believe that what we are doing
is actual magic. Thats what I am always told by those
same magicians. Apparently they have never been asked to stay away
from the tables of various religious sects that believe that ANY
illusion is the work of the devil, and that what they magicians
are doing, tricks or no tricks are pure evil and wrong. Perhaps
those magicians should be standing on their soapboxes and denouncing
those peoples beliefs too. After all, they believe that what the
magician is doing may be real or at least guided by the devil. Perhaps
those same magicians should denounce Doug Henning (arguably one
of the most influential magicians of the twentieth century) because
he truly believes that real magic exists in the world.
It is high time that when magicians are asked about Uri Geller or
other psychics, the answer should be Yes. Pretty good isnt
it. And then add, Would you like to see something along
that line that I have been working on, rather than their its
all fake. Want to see how clever I am at false shuffling a deck
of cards? It is time that instead of denouncing things they
do not truly understand that they accept other peoples beliefs
and adopt Doug Hennings approach. If you believe in your heart
that what you are doing is real, then you will convey that to your
audience. Why not simply tell your audience that there are so many
wonderful, magical and unknown things in this universe, so many
mysteries that we will probably never understand them all, and then
use that to their performing advantage. After all, magicians, like
mentalists, rely on wonder in their entertainment. Accepting
their methodology works for them, regardless of whether or not it
conflicts from your own is all part of being a member in the larger
magicians universe.